Friday, March 25, 2011

WOW!

As I approached my bus stop this morning I saw a man & a woman who I immediately knew would be great specimens for the bus blog!  When I got to the bus stop they moved away from me.  Well the man got up off the bench to later sit down at the opposite side.  They were both sporting those puffy jackets.  The man pretended to use the lady as a punching bag & a few minutes later they began to make out.  Uhm yeah....I know a good bus stop always puts me in the mood after a man fake punches me!

Now, I'm really trying to get interactive & took my first picture today!  I'm an amateur, so sorry it’s blurry.  I aim to entertain, but I'm not going to get a "9" pulled on me & have someone bust a cap in my ass.
This man was truly the entertainment this morn (thank God b/c aside from puffy coats the only other thing to report was the shit seat everyone - myself included kept avoiding in front of me)!  I realize that the pic isn't the greatest, but I encourage you to focus on what he's holding in his hand w/the super long thumb nail.  It would be his bus pass along with quite a few bills, not just $1's!  Well you know this hot mess drops all of the papers he's holding (not the money)....which end up being SIX bus ride guides!!  When he finally gets them picked up he looks at the "paper work" like "what in the hell are these & when did I get them??"  Out of the mess he spilled on the floor the little package of Goldfish seemed to be the only familiar thing in the bundle!  I’m glad it’s cold out b/c I fear this man would have otherwise came with an odor that would have made me sick!

1 comment:

  1. You are so funny, you haven't changed a bit from when you were little. Always cracking everyone up. I so enjoy reading your comments.

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