Today is the first day I actually busted out a notebook & took notes....the conversation between two ill educated "men" was just too funny!
Conversation between: Red Shirt & DumbA
Red Shirt: "Kids don't skip enough school! That's where you learn everything & get your real life lessons! How ya' gonna learn to prioritize if your in the same place everyday?"
DumbA: "yeah, i know"
DumbA: "Jon needs to start drinking again! He was on the wagon for like 2, 7 years & now he'll drink sometimes, but never two days in a row, grr!"
Red Shirt: "Either be an alcoholic or not!"
DumbA: "Can you have open containers at the capitol?"
Red Shirt: "I'm not sure"
DumbA: "We need to find that out! I'm not going all the way down there just to find out."
**Mind you the bus will go right by the capitol as I work on the square.
Red Shirt: "They don't need to know what's in the open container."
DumbA: "A guy I know went to a Green Bay Packer game & took binoculars, I mean fully functional binoculars & just turned it into a flask. No one knew!"
Red Shirt: "Yep, just put a little in your coke & no one knows"
Red Shirt:: "did you hear about that earthquake?"
DumbA: "Yeah, only 60 or 100 people died."
Red Shirt: "yea, that's not bad!"
This concludes my ride to work on this fine morning. WOW, am I enlightened....I had to tune some of this conversation out, as I thought I was losing brain cells....but I think I heard mention of Dungeons & Dragons if that helps you get a visual of today's "entertainers"!
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