3-22-11 morning ride to work

Today's transportation to work was sponsored by Mr. Noddy-off-ski (he's going to have a neck ache when he wakes up & realizes he missed his bus stop), and the gentleman who had a "cough" that sounds like the lady from Mad TV (Nadine I think).  The gal who walks around going uhhh uhhh uhhh....I kinda of wanted to join in with him, but he wasn't joking uhhh uhh uhh-huh-uhhh!  Perhaps the sound could be compared to that of a fighter (trying to help you get the full effect).

I greatly enjoyed the young lad that exited the bus near the "Red Letter News" (porn shop) & nearly rad directly into the display case as he was gaucking at the scantily clad female manikan!  Then we continue to drive on to see "Mr. Liberty" waving on the street corner....advertising taxes inside the building behind him.  I did not wave back.  Next a man enters the bus with hair that LITERALLY looked like a skunk....it was slicked back....out of control!  Luckily my smelling senses aren't up to par (still getting over the flu) so I can't confirm or deny if he carried the scent as well as the look of a said skunk!

Two derelicts come running to the next stop & the bus driver actually waits for them!  They come storming into the bus looking like Stevie Wonder playing the piano, but with no piano and not so much as a grunt of thank you to the bus driver for waiting for them!

Before the drivers took a shade under a decade to switch out a gal with long wet hair sporting a track suit approached the bus driver to talk about the #4 bus....a lot of confusion & almost some tears.  The girl then said "owhh....I'll just sit here" The bus took off throwing her into the chair of the row behind her....I tried hard not to laugh at her (heaven only knows what she was packing in her matching backpack).