O to the M to the G!!! As I got on the bus to go home today there was this granola/goth mess sitting in front of me slathering herself in Patchouli oil!!! She was quite liberal with the patchouli application! I don't even know if I'm typing correctly b/c I started tearing up it was so strong! She perched her big black honkin' boots on the bench in front of her (that someone with white pants will no doubt sit on) bathing herself in patchouli! I mean I don't smell this shit, I tasted it! Whatever mother earth was listening to must have got her going....I get it, I bob my head to my music, but she was really getting into it....some deep shoulder action. Which ultimately just fluffed her patchouli scent all about once again! I'd love to stay & chat but I've got to go lick my ass to try & get the patchouli taste out of my mouth!
PS - I don't like the smell of patchouli.
OMG!!! LMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteApparently, it is not humanly possible to put a reasonable amount of the shit on. It's all or nothing, baby.
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