Today a man walked onto the bus & I noticed that he had a lot more beard than he did face.....it was a bit much for me pre-coffee!!
Across from beard sat a young boy, who I'm pretty sure - parent's named "Epic Fail" on his birth certificate. This poor thing was all kinds of wrong! What is with the wings on pants & sweatshirts? Maybe I'm the odd gal out & need to update my wardrobe!? (Who am I kidding, I need to do that w/or w/out wings.....now I sound like a pad commercial....neat!) Back to epic fail....he had his earphones in & his phone/iPod & held the thing 3 inches from his face, messed up hair which he kept tousling like he was Justin frickin' Beiber, and then to top it off, he began to talk to himself, hot.
What's with all the people running this morning?? No one is chasing them, I don't see a buffet in sight, what's all the running for....in shorts no less!?! It's 19 degrees!? Meanwhile I can't seem to pin-point my own obesity!?
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