First ride in a LONG time!

Today’s ride will highlight “White glasses no lips aka No lips”, “Green Jacket aka GJ”, and “The Sleeper”

White glasses no lips: “Festival has a place to watch your kids”

Green Jacket: “Even at the mall you have to supervise your kids”

No lips: “Yeah same with McDonald's!”

 

The Sleeper – Sleeping. Phone falls off his lap.

White glasses no lips –“Did you hear about the tornado, that real bad one? Took out all that space on the street?”
Green jacket – “First I heard of that”

No lips – “Feeling lucky I didn’t get hurt, it was in my back yard!! A tree went thru a back porch”

GJ – “Owh wow!”

No lips – “Yeah well it was in my neighborhood” (bitch lives 10 blocks away)

GJ – “this whole state knows I have a drinking problem, I know I have a drinking problem.”
No lips – “yeah, I know….that you…well spread the word my church is starting a drinking program for you!”
**I now want to know about this program….do we go to this church & drink sacramental wine??

The Sleeper – Sleeping. Drops cell phone. Stirs to pick it up & return to the snooze.

Enter two young girls:

 “Girl those is nice!

“I did it myself, I can do it for you”

(Yeah but who's gonna wax for these young n’s

And we're talking about the tornado again to the newest victim…passenger to the bus.

Sleeper – Still sleeping, cell phone falls off his lap again.

No lips: [On the topic of global warming] – “we're gonna be the warm states & California, Florida are gonna be the cold states!”

The fucking tornado again!! She’s talking about the tornado and porch that isn’t hers AGAIN!

Sleeper gets smart & uses his body parts to secure the phone after it’s now fallen THREE times!