A woman taking up two seats (well her & her enormous bag) was having a lovely conversation. I didn't get any names, so the lady on the bus talking on the phone will be refereed to as "yellow sock" (see picture below).
"Yellow sock" to lucky caller: "I got chu sum herr! Yeah it's fo' the back yo' head. I got a bunch of it & I cut some so I can't take it back. So I gotchu a piece, you don't need much!"
Then yellow sock & lucky hair caller continued their conversation about a mutual friend, we'll call the friend "poor".
"Yellow sock" talking to lucky hair caller regarding their friend "poor": "yeah she got it rough, she don't know! You know she from Washington DC, where the government is. You give your social security number there and there ain't no way to hide! She be tryin' to network here but she say that cost MONEY! You gotta have a car, money ta' do thangs mhhh hmm!"
*I'm glad the "government" in its entirety has been located....it was beginning to feel like "Where's Waldo", fear not - you can get all of your answers on the bus!
I couldn't capture the LONG turquoise finger nails that "Yellow Sock" had....it really set the whole outfit though!
I urge you to look closely at the yellow shoe above.
Now I move on to the late comers of my ride! I SO wish I could have captured the actual "smile" of rotten tooth (really, tooth - not teeth)!!! Its hard to find true love these days.....especially when you're carrying a discman from 1994 & you're snuggled up to a tooth rotting, red burn mark on the forehead "man-wonder" like this one!
I almost missed my stop trying to catch the "tooth smile".....ahh but fear not, I made it to work just as late as all of the other days!
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